Thursday, September 25, 2003

I just saw an ad by Arnold Schwarzenegger. In the add, he states that Indian casinos in California don't pay their fair share of taxes. Indian casinos make BILLIONS of dollars, but don't pay any taxes. Elect me (Arnold) and things will change.

Here's my liberal spin on it. You see I'm part of that liberal media bias that you keep hearing about. I am paid by my plants with oxygen and good luck. My plants are the leaders of the liberal media bias.

Tatangs Version of Arnold's 30 minute ad (Sarcasm ON): Indian casinos is bad because THEY are making TOO MUCH money. Indians are not that many in California so I will target them. I can't target Latinos or Blacks because they actually have political power. Can't target Asians because they can gang up on me and call me a racist bastard from HEIL Germany. I'll pick on the f*cked Indians because no one cares about them.

I'm (Arnold) a Republican. Republicans love businesses. Unless those businesses don't give me (Arnold the political candidate) any f*cking money in which case, I will f*ck them with my 100 pound weights. How dare those Indians to actually use the laws that America has made in treaties and other agreements to their advantage. How dare those f*cking Indians make money like f&cking Americans. How dare those f*cking Indians MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY AND not PAY TAXES!!!

Sarcasm OFF. Hell, I thought Republicans stood for businesses, lower taxes and screwing with minorities. Well, Arnold got one of the three right.

This reminds me of the ads that were first shown in California when people were asked to legitimize Indian gaming in the state of California. The ad showed the houses of the Indians who owned the casinos. I believe it was the homes of a specific tribe. They said, "Can you believe how rich these people are? Don't let that happen to your state. Don't let minorities, specifically Indians have MONEY." What the f*ck? It's okay for corporations run by whites to get money (Las Vegas hotels) but it's not okay for Indians to get money? Did I just wake up in Nazi Germany?

Well, folks, here we go again. Bash of the f*cking minority so that I can win a f*cking election. The payment by Arnold is his political career. I can't believe that this guy is actually running with his thick HEIL German accent and saying that INDIANS make TOO MUCH MONEY!!! That Indians should be TAXED!!!

Help! Some moron has hijacked my Republican PARTY. Can someone run an advertisement on this? Please, I don't really want to become a political pundit. God DAMN!!!

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