So I'm watching some cop show. What do they do? They are doing a sting on prostitution. The bad part is that the undercover officer is really cute. Jeez, if they are that cute, what can a horny old guy do? Nothing much but ask her for sex. Hey, it was only $20. What is that? Three hours in McDonalds? If I were a fifty year old ugly m*therf*cker, and I was taking care of a pscyho momma like this guy is, why wouldn't I take her up on her offer? Why don't she want a ride?

I'm surprised that $20 will buy you something. Damn, it's depressing in the east and midwest. Shiyet. $20 will buy you something.