Why Pin@y businesses suck

Hay naku! It seems that the children of business owners are now taking over the grand Pin@y businesses in the Bay Area. How else can one explain the narrow-minded and dumb business operations that they are installing?

The SO went to Vallejo to buy some rattan sticks. Since she was in the vicinity she decided to drop by Valerio's and buy some pan de sal. But, she wanted to buy something special for the monkey so she decided to buy some turon. Now, turon is one of the monkeys all time favorites because it is pure and beautiful as a memory of the monkey's childhood in the Philippines. Furthermore, the monkey has gotten used to the SO's family's way of making turon in which langka is lovingly wrapped along with the banana.

Three days later, I see the grease stained white bag and decided that with the freezing temperatures in the bay area, aerobic bacteria could not have possibly increased exponentially upon the surface of said turon; therefore, said turon should be edible. Imagine my surprise into biting a three day old turon. No, I was not surprised that it was no longer crispy. I was surprised that the whole banana came out of the turon. Looking down onto the banana hanging onto my mouth, I realize that the proprietors of Valerio's cut the banana!!! Not only was the banana halved, the banana was f*cking quartered!!!!!

Hello? We live in one of the richest countries in the world. Restaurants are serving enormous amounts of food to Americans because the raw materials used are so cheap! Then F*cking Pin@ys QUARTERED a banana to make turon!

A curse! A curse upon your house! A curse upon your adobo! A curse upon your gods! May they not let you enter into peace until you stop Quartering bananas! May your business fail upon the sandy beaches of the hellion you have placed it upon. May people stop lining up outside your doors. May bacteria proliferate in numbers unknown. May the Health Department take notice of the rat droppings in your kitchen. A curse upon thee until you stop quartering bananas!!!!

I'm a little annoyed.