The ever reliable Chatelaine has done it again. Whenever her readers have plateaud out at so many million or billion peeps, she will always find a way to increase those numbers. Poets and photographers should learn from Eileen the art of advertising. Imagine that… buy a poetry brick and you get a cockring! Just with that poetry offer alone, the Chatelaine has increased her readership by 5 million peeps. And not all of those were live peeps. Some of those readers were dead male peeps who came back to life because of the allure of the cock rings.
But I am not resistant! In fact I am grateful! The door of impropriety has been thrust open. I can go on and talk about some of my favorite subjects: Pornography! Whopee. Watch out for Chapter One.