Bow Ye All Before Me
(With flashy lights and a burning bush in the background) The Smurf Name Generator has called me YAHWEH SMURF.
Where are my deserved offerings of fruit, coconuts and mangoes? Where are my mighty servants leagues strong? Where are the sacrificial lechon on a spit? I command thee all. Serve me! Make sacrifices for me!
Umm, anyone here have some kutsinta with niyog?