In another life, twenty years ago, I was supposed to go to the Philippines, meet Pops Fernandez, and we get married and live happily ever after. Instead, I finished college and went on to graduate school. A demon from America swept towards Pops and threw a spell over her. She ended up marrying the demon.
Now, that demon was just seen in the television and the demon still can not speak Tagalog without a damned accent! He's been living in Pinas for 20 years. When he is judged by St. Peter, San Pedro will ask him to recite the Lord's Prayer in Tagalog. If he misses, he goes straight to impiyerno.