Tuesday, December 23, 2003

The egg or the hotdog?

But, come on, how would you like it if a stranger just walked by and casually nudged your private parts?

I believe that the world would be a better place if we can get a grip on each other's handles. Why I for one would know that George Dubya would have never been president. Imagine all those admirers trying to find brass balls only to find snuffed out specks of distant memories.

Give peace a chance! Gladhandle someone's private parts!

Disclaimer: Not for implementation by those who have been guests in the California Department of Corrections. May cause arousal in certain individuals, notably the governor of California, Herr Gropenfuhrer. May be mildly addicting to those who do not want a life.

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