Monday, December 22, 2003

Harry Potter Craze

And don't let me get started on the Harry Potter craze. Mind you, only imbeciles celebrate the coming out of these books. They are CHILDREN'S BOOKS!!! I tried reading them and could not go farther than 25 pages. Shit, there wasn't any challenge. Storytelling? How about spoonfeeding? I would have had more fun renting out a brothel for a photoshoot featuring dwarf wrestlers.

873 pages. As if bullshit can be covered up by the number of pages. Anyone, anyone, can you say Stephen King? The biggest phony of them all. Analyze the writing and it's just adjectives thrown into adjectives and adverbs. Pretty sorry storytelling at that. Maybe for teen-agers. But for adults? Christ, you might as well read the Bible. It's more entertaining.

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