Visited soc.culture.filipino. It's nice, but not like before in the 1990's. Now, I have to keep this weblog to keep myself entertained. But, I did write those articles by BIIK. I like writing those playlike scenarios. An example is as follows:

Newsgroups: soc.culture.filipino
Subject: Re: the evolution of renowl
From: biik@hotmail.com (Notorious B.I.I.K.)
Date: Sat, 24 May 2003 10:17:42 -0700

BIIK: And welcome back! It is the Memorial Day Weekend. For all those
who served our country the United States, thank you for your sacrifices
and for your death in the wars held by the United States for profit.
This means all of youse veterans of the Gulf Wars. Of course, one shout
out to Bush The Elder who sponsored the first gulf war. And a shout out
to Bush The Younger who is the current sponsor of the second gulf war.

The motto of the Bushes: "If we can't solve a problem that was created
by one generation in one Presidency we will continue the fight into the
second Presidency. And hell, we have a third generation ready to ascend
into the Presidency, so we can screw up more and more now and still fix
up the screwups later on. Besides, the third generation will speak
Spanish and will be compassionate conservatives so we will surely win
the Latino vote. With the Democrats being dysfunctional, forget about
it. There 26 letters in the English language, right now we have only
used two letters. We ARE BUSHES. Resistance is FUTILE!!!"

But for those who served in World War II and in Korea, we also thank you
because those wars were just and true and were held to contain fascism
and communism. But, many of those veterans are now great contributors
to the Social Security Fund by dying early, so we thank you. By dying
early, you don't have to collect money and Congress can use your
sacrifices/tax to further support freedom in the guise of dictatorships
in the world. Just so you will feel better, we'll tell you the future
plans. If ever we colonize another world, be rest assured that we will
exploit and colonize and take advantage of that world so that the legacy
you supported by dying early will continue. God Bless AMERICA and
NOWHERE ELSE!

Last we were around here, we discussed NotoryusBoyIstupid. I am glad to
say that we had a breakthrough with respect to his issues. With the
guidance of Dr. Freud, we managed to have Mr. Motherputter confront and
admit his toe sucking problems and his hatred for Muslims.
Mattercompactor is now under the care of the Ron Calderon's Mental
Health Facility & HMO in Stockton CA.

Today, we have a special guest. It is the best-selling author RENOWL.
He has written "Confessions of a Decolonizing Conservative to
Ultra-Bright Liberal" which has topped the charts of
soc.culture.filipino the last two months. Please welcome, RENOWL!!!!

BIIK: (to the microphone and control booth) Will someone please get rid
of the rabbit tail that DyaniThor attached to Renowl's backside?

(SpyPiggy crawls on stage in camouflage gear under the seat and begins
detachment and recovery operations for the rabbit bush)


(to Renowl) Ah, have a seat. It's nice of you to join us. Now, you
just recently admitted a shock to the Pin@y community. You are actually
a pinoy who was colonized by the glitz and glamour of America. How did
you decolonize yourself?

Renowl: Well, you see, I finally met the love of my life, well at the
very least, until we get divorced. But she has opened my eyes to what
it means to being Pinoy and then to the fact that America can be
manipulated just like the Philippines. The most critical point that she
told me was that unlike the Philippines where corruption can be had for
a mere pittance, in the US, you need the help of the corporation and of
corporate lobbyists to influence senators and congressmen.

BIIK: Ahh, you mean you had a civics lesson? Well, that was certainly
enlightening. But tell me, you are a pretty outrageous personality.
How did your lady love find the way to make you listen?

Renowl: You know, when I was a white-boy wannabe, I would have been
embarrassed by your question. But now that I am as free as a bird, I am
no longer embarrassed. I take a look around scf and there is
NudeDyaniThor looking for his prepuce. Lemonhead is finished with his
graduate studies in chemistry, (God Help the United States!).

In the middle of our lovemaking sessions, my lady love would give me
civics lessons. To tell you the truth, I'm getting excited right now.

BIIK: Whoa!!! Hold that thought. We are in prime time here. Mayroon
tayong patalastas!!! Insert Bayagra Komersyal!!!

Komersyal: Are you suffering from the Pinoy problem of only being horny
three times a day? Are you down to having sex with your wife only in
the morning and then in the evening? Can't get an erection after
ejackyulating? Does it become harder and harder to get harder and
harder? Well, the Pilipino Association of Albularyo's has developed a
curative for you! Bayagra EX for that extra-strength! You will be
harder than a steel pole after drinking a dose of Bayagra. If your wife
does not divorce you, we will refund your money. If you don't get an
erection, we will pay for the surgery to insert a metal pole in your
penile bill. BAYAGRA!!! Mas Matigas Para Masiyahan si Misis!!!!